Flight Summary
The Oxymoron is a square, non-PDGA-approved novelty disc with tongue-in-cheek numbers listed as Speed 7 / Glide 1 / Lift 3 / Turn -2 / Fade 2 — the 'Lift' figure being a joke the brand invented because the corners make it climb. It flies extremely understable, and as it spins those sharp edges generate a helicopter-like lift that makes it rise, wobble, and turn in ways no round disc will. Throw it flat with moderate power and watch it fight physics; there's no reliable release angle because predictability was never the point. It earns a slot in your vault next to your throwing mini, not your control drivers.
What to Expect
Throw it flat with moderate power and release angle becomes irrelevant because predictability was never the design goal. The square edges create lift as it spins, causing the disc to rise, wobble, and turn erratically through the air. It finishes by defying conventional landing patterns, tumbling and settling in ways tied more to chaos than disc golf physics.
Brand Context
Doomsday Discs is an apocalypse-themed brand that conceptually started during the pandemic, built around a survivalist attitude and dystopian artwork. They run a deliberately 'decentralized' model where fans join Team Doomsday and vote on molds, names, and designs, and the founders famously operate from an 'undisclosed bunker' under handles rather than real names. Their catalog is split across the Prepper, Munitions, Conspiracy, and Catastrophic lines, manufactured through multiple production sources worldwide.
